How you know if you are obsessed with Perl/PerlMonks:

1. Your name never leaves the "Other Users" nodelet
2. You own more than one of each PerlMonks shirt
3. Your bank card PIN number is "7375" (Spells P-E-R-L)
   (This one is *not* from personal experienece!)
4. You name your kids after Perl functions
5. Your pet name for your husband/wife is "Camel"
6. You are always playing with Perl when you should be working
7. You have every known Perl module installed
8. You update your Perl version 2 seconds after its release
9. You can access any node on PerlMonks from the Address/Location box
10. You have 2/20 eye vision from sitting at the computer 22 hours/day
11. You kill those who mention another programming language
    (Let's test this one.... C++!)
12. You read every post on PerlMonks, no matter what the subject
13. You own every book written on Perl