I just turned up one thing myself, but it is spotty in places...

just found this article through google with search terms 'phone menu systems perl'. seems the word 'menu' had the magic effect of bubbleing this to the top, as i had already tried other combinations of the other three on multiple engines...

I am still very interested in other people's experiences with this if there are any : )

"sometimes when you make a request for the head you don't
want the big, fat body...don't you go snickering."
                                         -- Nathan Torkington UoP2K a.k.a gnat