Q: Is there anything worn under the kilt?

A: No it's all in perfect working order.

BTW, here is where to order your perl thong.

If a node makes me laugh and makes me go "eeuuww", should I ++ or -- it?

Definately a ++ for an Eeeewww! Anything that makes you think!

Now I personally wear long johns most of the year, but didn't have that choice.

Ho-Ho-Hum.
Be Good!