My wish list:

• Wish my clients really know what they want
• Wish my clients don't change their mind so often
• Wish my clients read my documentation seriously
• Wish that I can write my documentation with regexp, so its meaning is much more precise
• Wish my clients don't start their user acceptance testing in the last week of the four weeks time allocated
• Wish your co-workers don't blame each other when something goes wrong
• Wish your co-workers mention each other's names when there is some success