So I thought I'd try my hand at this again. I spent more time on this one, and I think it came out pretty well. I think of it as something of a tribute. For one thing, unlike my First Attempt., this one runs under -w and use strict

my@a;use strict;use vars qw($t $y
$i $c $e $f $u $q);;$c=q##;my$p=sub
{print@_};;;our$w=sub{system(q@clear@
)};our$                        pa= sub{
select(                         $ t,+$y,$
u,shift                            )};;;my$
q=sub {                            while(pop
){&$w,&{                            $p};&$pa(
.05)}};                            +$|=my$s=
sub   {                           push@a,@_
;&{ $p}                          ;shift eq
"\t" ||                         &$pa(.1)
};my@l=                        qw(9 10
32 44 45 63 65 72  73 74 76 80 83  87
97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 107
108 0110 111 0112 0114 0115 116 117
0118 119                                        121 )
;our@q =                                        qw(13
21 14 30                                        02 22
29 02 30   21 18 2 12 26 31   25 17 2 26        19 02
11 18 28   24 5 1 8 29 2 22   30 2 25 26 30     02 30
21 18 02   29 26              31 25    17 02    26 19
02 14 02   33 14 24 24 2 27   18 26     27 24   18  2
21 14 32   18 1 29 30 26 27   27 18     17 2    15 14
25 20 22   25 20              02 30     21      18 22
28 02 21   18 14              17 29             2  14
20 14 22   25 29 30 5 1 0 0   04 10             14 28   28 34
02 13 14   24 24);$_=join""   ,map{             chr}@   l[@q]

;my$d=qq%Just$"Another$"Perl$"Hacker,%;&$w;s@.@&$s($&)@gsme;&
$pa(.3),&$q(@a);$\=qq^\r^;for($d=~m;(.);gsxi){&$p($_,$c);&$pa

(.1);$c=$_.$c;}while(length$c){$f++;$e.=substr($c,-1,1,'');my
($h,$g);if($f>12){$g=25-$f;$h='';}else{$g=$f;$h=substr($c,0,(
25-($f*2)));};+$g or $\='';;&$p(' 'x+$g,+$h,+$e)&& &$pa(.1);}
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P.S. Windows users will need to change "clear" to "cls" near the end of line three. Minor impact on the shape of the code can be offset by adding semi-colons someplace.