in reply to use shakespeare;

I'm game, though maybe there should be a foreach in here: 

BEGIN {
    kill @lawyers;
}

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Update: While I may or may not agree with jcwren's reasoning below, I choose to retain the essential flavor of the original Shakespeare: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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jcwren RE: (2) use shakespeare;
by jcwren (Prior) on Nov 06, 2000 at 04:08 UTC
    The only problem with this, chromatic, is that it only kills lawyers at start-up. Since lawyerism seems to be a gene that spontaneously pollutes, I think this should be forked out, and put in a while (1) to make sure they're killed as fast and as often as possible.

    Wren's postulates on peoples and governments:
    1. Anyone who wants to be in politics shouldn't be.
    2. Anyone who has ever been a member of the bar may not be a member of Congress.
    3. Anyone who has ever been a builder or real estate agent may not be a county commissioner.
    --Chris

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