$I
open(MY,"pain");
while(<IWEEP>);
    foreach $of_us (@whos_mentally_ill){
        print "Help me...";
    }
}
#deep depression has just passed :-)

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RE: First Try.
by Rudif (Hermit) on Nov 07, 2000 at 04:42 UTC
    "0 but true"
    :-|
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      Who voted that down? It is funny, and 0 so true...

      --
      $you = new YOU;
      honk() if $you->love(perl)

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