Well, this isn't really obfuscated code, but it's a nice way to print a number :) The shape really sucks, but i think this script as a kind of 'reduction machine'. You give it a BIG five, and it will print a little one :) I spent a lot of time on it, so, please, don't tell me it sucks ;) PLEAAAAAAASE!

#!/usr/bin/perl #GIVEme5 --- may be slow :)####reduction##############
my$five=int(15-5-3-2*12/(4*3)-15+10+5/1*(3-2)+24-20-3-1+0/1/1+7-3-4+15
+7-8+4-2-2*1+12-42+66-45/32-412-432+2342+32-234+234+545-1231+154353-12
+87-43+12-43+12+43+87-90+13+1-1234567890-9876543210+15+3124-78+13579-1
+35353-3464643-7357567-258598-5325236+75374878*36735+457235-4736573+35
+125135+6456346-63-64+5675+7-5+1
+1241+435235+5-256546-5464+16343
+23535+35235-23523+52452-35223-7
+33564-143+535-145+46360+562+234
+29+06+1887-int("9049382718")+99
+53453-89+76-43535+134535-3453-1
+141+24345-52452+3452345+2345-22
+3653+6345-5265-624-65+36-345+12
+1-654+45-34+345-21+34-24+346-42
+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+0-0-9-8-7-6-5
+4-3-23-2-1*9+124-325+463-123+12
+123-123+43-36+453+4-32+2-41+5+1
+94-21+78-15+47-98+4-90+7-1+1-11
+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1
+2-34+34+1-56+1-1+1-1+45-65+12-8
+8-123+321-56+3-234+654+121-12+51
+1-33354-32-7+908-13534-5+785+2-1+1
+32-12+54-64+123+32-4123+12+456-3+12+54-9
 +22-7+20+3-32-99+88+17-2+12-54+76-123+10-456
  +9-12+13-3+7-21+20+10+22-7+17+4-16+40-14+5-5
   +31-9+23-32+8+15-99+100-120+30-1000+123-43+8
     +42-785+567+2-456-84+57-25+57-568+4567-1209
       +567-234+123-456+675-567+5673-26+573-743+89
         +678-564+345-15+5674-58+435-645+689-456+12
           +876-679+678-235+564-41+5675-874+5467-999
             +4-645+674-2456+567-876+678-346+5684-1+0
               +532+345-13423452+543-235+436+345-134+8
                 +0-453+36-13+57+346-234+67+016-00000001
                  +12**0-25+345+74-4567-265+58-54+3567-120
                   +1234567-832325432+65-346-254+346-474+8
                  +90-245+453-364+36-3+636-66+436-636+341
                +67543+234356-46+54-64+62+63+435-345+21
               +123-1-2314-2-424-12-42-41412-1345+344
             +234-1-2314+3245+2345+34-1+51+41-45+236
            +3245+345-123+563-2424-155+234+234+1230
           +1-2+3-4+5-6+7-8+9-0+123-456+789+123-43
          +4322-5435+654-34+21-54-1+123-453+1-11
         +345+234-123+345+341-62+86+89-32+64-83
        +123-765+5460+34+90+546-32+173+45-4570
       +1-01+123+143-76+75-173+56-26+78-3461
+346-6-3+6-3+6-3+6-3+6-3+60+361+556-46+46-1
+124+25-3+6-6+646-46+2+45-54+7-3+5-35+1
+626-0+0-1+51+1+6-+768-346-41-436-3461
+563-4575+5673-564+5767-567+57-123+9
+768-567+5-75+7-4+12)*0+5;print$five
;print"\n";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;###########
#THIS_SHAPE_SUCKS_A_LOT!GIMME_FIVE!#
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