I'm sure you want to know why most of this community doesn't share your humor regarding this post.

Several of us, in some capacity, have administrated in 24x7 environments and are too familiar with the piercing shriek of a pager during late/early hours.

We know how it obliterates any concept of free-time, and how it interrupts and contributes stress to our lives; and our families as well. None of us take it lightly, and tend not to wish it on anyone else.