Thanks, Fastolfe. The reason why I failed to mention the systems that the web servers are running on is that I don't think it matters. I've got Perl running on it, so apparently I can do something Perlish.

I'll look into seeing if their is a MS SQL supplied real-time logger. I was hoping to find something less proprietary than that, though. ++ for being first and jolting my mind. :)

ALL HAIL BRAK!!!