in reply to RE: Stat Crack?
in thread Stat Crack?

ah ha! yet another one hooked...

Several monks (with their blue/red monk shirts, of course) sitting around in chairs. One of them is standing up. In a shakey voice he declares "Hi. My name is lemming, and I am a stat addict." The rest of the group chants back "Hello lemming."

You too, can be part of the cure. Volunteer with your local Stataholics Annonymous. Hard-coding Perl Monks need your help. Every day they are faced with the dread flood of numbers, often useless and trivial. They are your friends, your family, your coworkers; and they need your help.

Roy Alan

Replies are listed 'Best First'.
(jcwren) RE: (3) Stat Crack?
by jcwren (Prior) on Nov 09, 2000 at 22:22 UTC
    Oh Dog help me, I can't resist...

    Wanna let people know what color Perlmonks.org shirt you got, and how many?

    <!-- tshirt:red=2,blue=1 -->

    If you only got one color, just leave the other out. Not specifing red or blue means 0. Alternatively, you can specify red=0,blue=1. Order of the red and blue doesn't matter. Please put T-shirts you actually have received, not how many you want, or how many you've ordered.

    I'll put them up on the stats page in the next day or so.

    I'm a sick stats puppy...

    --Chris

    e-mail jcwren
[reply]
      (tongue firmly in cheek, MonkStats are very cool.)

      <mode=jcwren>

      By Dog, I've added more. Try:

      <!-- caffeine=cola,coffee,IV -->

      and

      <!-- coding-wear=boxers|briefs|all natural -->

      I'll put them up on the stats page. I'll sort by them. I'll work out drink to reputation to lat/long coordinate graphs!

      </mode>

      Thanks jcwren for all of the toys you give us to play with.

      =Blue
      ...you might be eaten by a grue...

[reply]
      You should consider keeping a list of all the Monk Stats tags on your home node for new users and the like.



      FouRPlaY
      Learning Perl or Going To Die Trying
[reply]
      Do you see what I mean ladies and gentlemen?
      This is what we are fighting against, this is why we need your donations. Please, pick up the phone and call. Every dollar you pledge will buy needed medicines for poor Chris and hundreds of others like him. It will fund scientists as they look for a cure for this dreaded affliction.
      Once again, please, help stop the insanity. Pick up the phone. Call. Our friendly staff will take your donations.

      ROFL, sorry, I can't help myself!!!

      Roy Alan

[reply]

In Section Meditations