(We were speaking of firewalls, really we were. Or I was, anyhow.)

Just to bring some Perl into this discussion, and because I'm inherently lazy and don't want to burn time hunting up references and such if somebody else has already done that work, and because my own understanding of how firewalls work is sketchy at best:

Has anybody written any firewall-implementing code in Perl? Open question, this, incorporating a number of subsidiary questions, like "Can it be done? Is there a reason (not) to do it?"

    - Muse