You need to exercise your imagination more, young monk. =) I can imagine monks skipping down stairs with puppies in a happy candy-land whilst being chased by evil levitating cabbage-patch kids wearing catholic school-girl uniforms and shouting "I choose you, Monkie-poo!"

Of course, I had McDonalds for lunch and now have indigestion so that may factor in...

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$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)