in reply to Which phase am I in?

Well, the standard way to do this has always been to take out your sextant, wait until night falls, pray to $DEITY that it's a clear night, and gaze at the stars. Start by finding Polaris, perform some complex calculations, and especially important at this point is to check the phase of the moon. Because your phase can never align exactly with the moon's phase. That would be bad, mmmkay?

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