Holy muvver o' gawd. Why do these idiots do this? I refuse to wrangle my system settings to satisfy some uptight site designer that not only requires Flash, but the newest version of Flash. It's as though keeping up with the Joneses is mandatory, else they don't consider one worthy to partake of the splendiferousness that is their (blankety blank blank) website.

'fraid I'll just remain ignorant of the site's wonders