...somewhat fitting, but pretty outdated.

I have a Name Space node to explain it. I just don't think it fits me as well as it once did (although it still does a fair job). I'd rename myself to my proper name or to another nickname of mine -- groundhog -- if I had the chance.

Some people might ask, "Why 'groundhog'?" Those who know me pretty well might remember I was born on the 2nd of February.