One for the linguists, perhaps. First Post, so probably a little simplistic...

use Lingua::Romana::Perligata; da xis Just tum another tum Perl tum hacker. dum xis decapitamentum damentum xo fac sic xum scribe egresso. nisi yum tum tres aequalitam fac sic lacunam scribe egresso. cis. yo preincresce. cis.
Or, in 5 lines, but with the trailing comma,
use Lingua::Romana::Perligata; da xis Just tum another tum Perl tum hacker. dum xis decapitamentum damentum xo fac sic xum scribe egresso. nisi yum tum tres aequalitam fac sic lacunam scribe egresso. cis. yo preincresce. cis. XLIV indementum scribe egresso.

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OT: Re: JAPH in Latin
by zentara (Cardinal) on Feb 11, 2005 at 12:43 UTC
    Did you know that "nisi yum tum" is also "neanderthal" for "good food" ? :-)

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
Re: JAPH in Latin
by bprice (Acolyte) on Feb 17, 2011 at 09:55 UTC

    Haven't logged in for 5 years, but I did eventually get it into 4 lines, with the comma:

    use Lingua::Romana::Perligata; # Barry Price - http://www.barryprice.c +o.uk/ da pis Just tum another tum Perl tum hacker. dum pis decapitamentum da +mentum po fac sic pum scribe egresso. nisi bum tum tres aequalitam fac sic la +cunam scribe egresso. cis. bo preincresce. cis. XLIV indementum scribe egres +so.