Heylo, I thought I'd make a holiday JAPH. This is by no means a very difficult one, although there are a few interesting points about the set of characters that print(chr,map(hex,@a+$i)) produces when $i is looped or @a is varied. Since it is the holidays, there are some blatant non-obsfucations lying around that I didn't have time to twist. So I promise to update with a crueler version when I get back to college :)Zac

$_="56,63,61,1,51,61,49,55,59,1,60,52,53,10,55,42,53,52,53";
@@=split(/,/);
$_="Happy Thanksgiving!";@.=split(//);
$_= "  { 0 0 } ";@!=split(//);
$_="   {  >  }   ";@~=split(//);
$.=chr(((5*5)*(7%4))^1);foreach$=(@@){if($:==13){
$.=$.."l"}if($:==17){$.=$.."k"}if($s==0){@$[1]=map
(chr,map(hex,@.+$=));$s=1}elsif($s==1){@$[1]=map(chr
,map(hex,@!+$=));$s=2}elsif($s==2){@$[1]=map(chr,map(hex,@~+$=));
$s=0};$.=$..$$[1];$:++;$.=$..(($===51)?"no":'')}
print $.;
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--all I am is a bunch of parlor tricks