I could have sworn that said cudling elves.

Well that's what I first read. I have been staring at this VDU far too long today. I got a 1000 lines of spagetti code to debug. Has it's own home grown DB interface, no warnings, no strict and bits of SQL splattered all over the shop. A nice block at the top says ## Global Constants ## half of them are then redefined later at random points

I have learnt a valuable lesson today: Never say you have too little work to do.

Cheers,
R.