That reminds me of my old sig, from the Computer Contradictionary (which I still haven't read, except from the few quotes available on the net):
downtime n. The period during which a system
is error-free and immune from user input.
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I've heard basically the same one, but with a twist. I'm not sure who to attribute it to, but I think it was one of the various "Klingon Programmer" lists around the web.
The program isn't finished until the last user is dead.
"There is no shame in being self-taught, only in not trying to learn in the first place." -- Atrus, Myst: The Book of D'ni.
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