Just an assortment of quotes:

• With enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
      -- Linus Torvalds
• Define "doesn't work". That phrase is the most unhelpful thing you can ever say about a piece of code. What does it do that you didn't expect, or what doesn't it do that you expected?.
      -- Jeff 'japhy' Pinyan
• When the code and the comments disagree, both are probably wrong.
      -- Norman Schryer
• Stuff is only hard when you dont know how to do it. It is one of the great ironies of life. It is always hard to apreciate your own knowledge, well because you know it.
      -- zigster
• The only thing that overrides a regexes natural greediness is it's desire to achieve a match. If it can, it will, and it can, so it does:).
      -- BrowserUk
• Says Chris2323: I am not a great fan of modules because I feel it is cheating when you are a beginner..
  
  Yeah, just like when you're first learning to build furniture, it's cheating to use a hammer. Everyone should spend some time pounding nails with their forehead for a while before they graduate to complicated stuff like hammers.
      -- Dominus
• For every complex problem, there is always a simple solution - that is wrong.
      -- H.L. Mencken
• Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
      -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
• You said it didn't work, but you didn't say what it would have done if it *had* worked.
      -- Dominus
• Now is the time in our program where you look at the manual..
      -- Dominus