Not perlish, but since you started with an example about
spamming, there is a hysterical parody about the spammer
Tom Gartman on news.admin.net-abuse.email. The Google URL
for the thread is: Archived in Google Groups here.

The parody itself is:
Spam Oddity

Ground Control to Gartman, Tom
Ground Control to Gartman, Tom
Drop that chicken bone and turn your modem on

Ground Control to Gartman, Tom
Commencing spamrun, logging on.
Rape those relays and may KFC be with you

Spam, Nine, Eight, Spam, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Spam

This is Ground Control to Gartman, Tom
You've really put on weight
And the cabal want to know whose links you share
Now it's time to run your ratware if you dare.

"This is Gartman, Tom to Ground Control,
I'm harvesting some more
and I'm spamming in a most peculiar way
and the larts look very different today.

For here
Am I sitting in a trailer
Far from the backbone.
My nads are turning blue
And there's nothing I can do.

Though I'm past one hundred thousand mails,
Those mallets make me ill.
And I think dev null is where my spam must go.
Tell money I love it very much, it shows."

Ground Control to Gartman, Tom
Your IP's dead, there's something wrong.
Can you ping me Gartman, Tom?
Can you ping me Gartman, Tom?
Can you ping me Gartman, Tom?
Can you ...

"Here I'm loafing round my trailer,
RBL'd from spew-spew
My packets don't get through
And there's nothing I can do."


(K) Dave Korn 2001
Some of the NANAE references may seem obscure to some monks.
If it's about a spammer, it's safe to assume that it's not complimentary.

Hid long url - dvergin 2005-04-04