He's falling under the spell of Perl Monks already.

I wrote some stuff I was going to post here but this node already covers it Why do I get such negative votes?. In addition; Complaining about down votes is the fastest way to get down votes. I didn't down vote this because you were asking a question but you may want to avoid this area in the future. You are doing very well, keep at it, keep learning, we'll be here.

You could always try a compliment on my clever signature;-)