Very nice. I actually had to look things up and learn to figure out this JAPH. Perhaps by admitting that, I am confessing my own ignorance, but I appreciate any obfu which causes me to learn. vrk++.
Not to pick to many nits, but I do believe that the traditional JAPH, attributable to merlyn, should end with a comma, not a period.
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.