#!/usr/bin/perl
$x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
$x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
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Perverse enough, or does it need more work? I rather like the idea of putting my username in the code, as sort of a signature...