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 |****JUST ANOTHER PERL HACKER JOCKER*****|
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 |*|._______.._______.._______.._______.|*|(__)
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 |*||  / \  || | \_  ||  / \  ||*PERL**||*| ||
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 |*||   O   ||  (_)  ||   O   ||*******||*| ||
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 |*||*******||*******||*******||*******||*|_//
 |*||*PERL**||*PERL**||*PERL**||*PERL**||*|_/
 |*||*******||*******||*******||*******||*|
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 |*|| \_    ||*******|| \_    ||*******||*|
 |*|| | \_  ||HACKER*|| | \_  ||*PERL**||*|
 |*||  \_(_)||*******||  \_(_)||*******||*|
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 |   |  JAPH MACHINE ONLY JAPH WIN    |  |
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