<humor mode='bad'>
The last one's the easiest part:
- Take any web browser, and enter http://www.perlmonks.com
- Look for the link that says 'Seekers of Perl Wisdom'.
- Click on it.
- Go down to the bottom of the page.
- Type in what you've found in the other 4 steps.
- Click 'Preview'
- Fix any potential errors
- Click 'Submit', or whatever the button is called
- Wait
The only problem is, you want those first 4 results first.
</humor>