#!/usr/bin/perl require girlfriend;
...

Yeah, it breaks ...

Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.

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Re: something seems to be missing ...
by ghenry (Vicar) on May 15, 2005 at 12:01 UTC

    If you are a good looking man, then I would suggest that you change that to:

    #!/usr/bin/perl use girlfriend;

    and then move on. ;-)

    Walking the road to enlightenment... I found a penguin and a camel on the way.....
    Fancy a yourname@perl.me.uk? Just ask!!!

      <disclaimer>I am trying to bring up what I see as not fully thought out actions.</disclaimer>
      Which, more times than not, results in the situation posed in sock's reply (by one, or both, parties involved).

Re: something seems to be missing ...
by zentara (Cardinal) on May 15, 2005 at 11:17 UTC
    What about female perl programmers?

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
      package Relationship; require SignificantOther; BEGIN { ('happy', 'cautious'); } DESTROY { ('hopes' => 'lost')}; -1;
      Just for you
      Guns don't kill people, ninjas do.
Re: something seems to be missing ...
by ciderpunx (Vicar) on May 19, 2005 at 07:55 UTC
    Relationship Aborted
    :-/
    #!/usr/bin/perl print "Relationship \n"; require girlfriend if (dump ex) ; ex: last; time; $i->speak($you);
Re: something seems to be missing ...
by fauria (Deacon) on May 21, 2005 at 15:36 UTC
    Girlfriend scope:
    #!/usr/bin/perl my $girlfriend == our $girlfriend and break;
    XD