Ok, playing around with a few other ideas in this one. Mucho thanks to japhy's Obfuscation Review for all of the great stuff, I must say this one was inspired from japhy's works. And that, unlike much of what follows, is not misdirection.

#!/usr/bin/perl -T
open tr;JAPH;#;;$_=q%:"#0.;527=+8.*4,-.=;k[+,  1%;$%=q;71c;;$;=<tr>;$/
+=q;
/=$;;@,=split q,,,<0>;;print map{uc$,[ord($_)-($%%=40)]}split#\s(?:_)#
+,$;
q++;#;;print "just another perl hacker @ http://www.perlmonks.org";# B
+lue
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Hope you enjoy this one. Comments are expressly welcome.

=Blue
...you might be eaten by a grue...