in reply to Funniest Variable/Subroutine names

One of my personal favorite things like this was in a C++ class while the teacher was constructing a sample linked list for the class. We decided to name the list object (we made a linked list class) Bob.
It got interesting once we started to create members for Bob like:
bob.getTail(); bob.getHead(); bob.InsertintoTail();
Well I thought it was funny, anyway.
As for me, I will occaisionally write stuff like
blah de $blah or die "I canna do it, Cap'n!";
   ---------- "We shall peck them to death tomorrow, my dear."