update:
I can't beleive no one pointed it out,
but if you try to run the above you'll get "can't return outside a subroutine".
so here goes the fix:

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
#!perl -w

use strict;#!Strict(kick me in the nuts that's what it is)

print &sub("Just Another Perl wHacker.");

sub sub
#          ___
#      ___(___)___
#     (   |   |___)
#     |ŻŻŻ|   |   |
#     |__ | ##|   |ŻŻŻ)
#    /   )########|ŻŻŻ|
#   l _ /#  ##    |   |
    {  ###########    |
        return  ##    |
            @_  ##    |
            ;}  ##    |
#   (  __   ##  ##    )
#    \  ##########   /
#    |      ##`~    7
#    [_____________¸]
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