And you expect all future anonymonks to stumble upon this note of yours, slap their foreheads, and say, "Of course! I'll get right on it!" ??

In my opinion, the two choices are: allow anonymonks, or get rid of significant portions of duplication. And I'm not even too sure that you'll get rid of enough to satisfy your frustration.

I understand your frustration, but you need to relax a bit, realise what is under your (or anyone's) control, what isn't, and save your energy and angst for that which you can do something about, and that which is actually important. ;-)