First of all, I think Theo is exasperating. The world needs people like him, but I sure don't have to enjoy knowing what they think. And I doubt I'd enjoy a long conversation with him.

In this case, however, his only comment would likely be "Don't call what you do 'secure' then." =) I too wish I had more time to look before I leap when coding.

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