Sincerely, I fear you won't enjoy your popcorn - it seems to me that you express your point without being rude at all.

OTOH, Perl Monks Discussion (which usually collects this kind of stuff) and the other sections of this site are clearly separated or easily separable, even in more "aggregated" places like The Monastery Gates, Recently Active Threads and Newest Nodes. IMHO this, together with the node's title, allow easy skipping of annoying questions without getting no harm at all. You don't need to exit from the monastery library if you don't want ;)

I'll personally continue to give a look to Perl Monks Discussion - maybe because I could be one of those two/three monks you talk about, but surely because I'm interested into this community dynamics in addition to the good stuff one can find. I like to think that much of the site's usability comes from users feedback, which ask features that can be considered silly or unuseful most of the times, but that could be really great ideas and eventually get implemented. Which would mean that we could be able to use the real stuff easily or more effectively, which I value most.