> My first advice is what my father told me when I went off to college "Illegitums Non-Carborundum"

My latin is crap, but a better translation might be something like:
nothus frendo abnegare +
feel free to slate my grammar

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Centurion: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'?
'People called Romanes they go the house'?++

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+ see dictionary entries for this phrase
++ Life of Brian, Scene 8