Okay, add another two-month project... make a /usr/games/fortune database called 'Did You Know You Could...' with a web-based updater for all the neat things you can do on *NIX boxen. Sort of a dynamic version of UNIX Power Tools. I have my prompt set up to display a fortune each time I log in or su, and I think this would be more useful (though less humorous) than fortune -o...