I consider myself a procrastinator, but this is a bit ridiculous. I mean, I do sometimes put off what I should be doing (like I am right now, as I post to PerlMonks from work), but never so much that I miss deadlines or try to actively avoid work.

Most of that list sounds less like procrastinating and more like outright slacking. It's all well and good to be Lazy, but even good things can be taken to excess. ;-D