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Stars|hint|at 'yes.'
Yes
Perhaps
Maybe...
Not likely!
No.  NO!|NEVER!
Reply hazy|try again
Without|a doubt
Rely|on it
Concentrate| and ask again
Outlook bad;|pine better.
 So?
Can't| tell you| now
Very| doubtful
Yes | definitely
It is| uncertain
Cannot| predict| now
Most| likely
Ask|again|later
Prospects|very 'iffy.'
Don't| count| on it 
Yes,| in due| time 
Omens |say "no." 
Definitely| not 
You will| have| to wait 
Dubious! 
Outlook| so so 
Who knows?
I should care? 
Looking| good 
Probably 
Are you| kidding? 
Go for it 
Don't bet| on it
Forget| about it!
Try Ketchup
Quantum|Field|Interference
I know| but |can't tell 
Ask again|at Midnight
Purple|  43 |hike!
...and I thought | there were | no STUPID| questions!
Only|dimwits |think so
Aaargh!
You |need|to ask?
Why?
You are|from earth,|  right?
So?
Ya' think?
How| about |that!
Illegal|syntax
Only | lusers |ask that
Any reply|will pain|you!
Yeah, sure,| when 0 = 3!
$#)%*:&!
Your|question is?
|  .oO | (is this |one real?)
Not|today.
Are you| feeling|lucky?

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