Yes, you see CPAN is the Comprehensive Perl Archive Network. Not the Constrained Perl Archive Network. If you can't understand or deal with it and are forced to make snide comments about the state of something that is working as designed, then that is unfortunately your problem.

$h=$ENV{HOME};my@q=split/\n\n/,`cat $h/.quotes`;$s="$h/."
."signature";$t=`cat $s`;print$t,"\n",$q[rand($#q)],"\n";
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