How about these?

Best code editor when programming Perl?
Then list Emacs, Xemacs, TECO-Emacs, Gosling Emacs and no more alternatives.

What do you think of children (generally, not your own)?

• Wonderful, cute and adorable... some of them share my interest in My little pony
• Usually less scary than adults
• Their good reflexes makes them fun when they get old enough to play FPS, etc.
• Boring. Like vegetables intellectually
• I have no idea... I run when I see them
• I told my friends I was a pederast so noone will ever, ever ask me to babysit!
• They are sociopaths... until they become teenagers and become just mentally disturbed
• I love them! But all the junk food they eat makes them an unhealthy part of my diet
• When I become world dictator, they'll be up against the wall before Vi users

The above doesn't necessarily describe my own opinions (TECO is horrible).