I am desperate to raise my monk status.

Unfortunately you are not exactly picking one of the good ways of doing that.

The right way is to

• Post interesting SOPW questions that don't fit into any of the categories (not limited to) but fall under:
  • Homework questions
  • RTFM questions
  • Whining, complaining, etc.
• Answer other folks questions with inciteful and correct answers
• Post CUFP code that works and is interesting

In other words contribute to the community and don't just take up space. Desperation is not enough.