There is a neat "feature" I was missing. The following code does something interesting:

use strict;
package Foo;
our $foo = "Hello world\n";

package Foo::Bar;
print $foo;

package Foo::Baz;
print $foo;
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While the small module I supplied solves the main backwards compatibility issue, there is no way to tie out older Perl's to such (ab)use.