in reply to perl -MCPAN on windows: Should I even try?

CPAN worked straight "out the box" for me on Windows XP. I only had to install nmake.exe and then confirmed all defaults (except for make.exe that had to be pointed to nmake.exe) and I could install all modules unless they involve compilation.

CountZero

"If you have four groups working on a compiler, you'll get a 4-pass compiler." - Conway's Law