Class Factory

I have learnt this new concept called "Class Factory" in America.

use strict;
use warnings;

my $location = $whatever->getLocation();
my $profile = HumanProfiler->getProfile($location);
if ($profile->getBlackPopulation() > 60% or $profile->getLowIncome() >
+ 60%) {
         delayRescueEffortAcrossRace();
         while (1) {
             for $image (@lootingImage) {
                 if ($image->isWhiteInvolved()) {
                     next;
                 } else {
                     showOnNatinalMedium($image->getGIF());
                 }
             }
         }
}
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Re: Class Factory by zentara (Cardinal) on Sep 04, 2005 at 11:01 UTC
Too bad Katrina couldn't be blamed on terrorists....instead the blame will fall on global warming....which GWB dosn't know how to handle, since it embarrasses his oil-patch buddies. I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply]
Re^2: Class Factory by CountZero (Bishop) on Sep 04, 2005 at 16:23 UTC
Too bad Katrina couldn't be blamed on terrorists Are you sure? It came from the east It passed close by Cuba (but didn't hit it - very suspicious) It is an old English name and means "Blessed/Pure/Holy One" -> fundamentalists would love it! it struck indiscriminately it makes good TV CountZero "If you have four groups working on a compiler, you'll get a 4-pass compiler." - Conway's Law	[reply]
Re^3: Class Factory by Win (Novice) on Sep 06, 2005 at 16:14 UTC
It gave terrorists ideas about where to strike next, and when.	[reply]
Re: Class Factory by Anonymous Monk on Sep 07, 2005 at 16:36 UTC
Since rescue is always the responsibility of local authorities, and since the White House urged evacuation and offered aid days before the storm, where does the blame rest? Obviously not on a _black_ mayor?!	[reply]
Re^2: Class Factory by eff_i_g (Curate) on Sep 08, 2005 at 00:46 UTC
`# the White House urged evacuation $profile->mayNotBeAbleToEvacuate() if $profile->getLowIncome();` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Class Factory by Cap'n Steve (Friar) on Sep 08, 2005 at 06:23 UTC
This whole thread is borderline trollish and now way off topic, but I'll add my two cents: `$profile->scroungeUpEnoughForABusTicket() if $profile->reallyBelievedTheHurricaneWouldHit();`	[reply] [d/l]