Good coffee

use People qw/Nick/;
use constant stranger => 'JACKASS';

drink(my $coffee) && prepare( exit() );
stranger->asks('Where from?') and Nick::replies('New Orleans');
stranger->responds('Did you swim all the way here?') and laughs();
Nick::punches( our $fucker->nose );
1;
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No doubt that this will be moderated, but for a few brief moments I'll enjoy it. Besides, the bastard deserved it.

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Re: Good coffee by eff_i_g (Curate) on Sep 12, 2005 at 04:13 UTC
you sock'd 'em.	[reply]
Re: Good coffee by jkva (Chaplain) on Sep 12, 2005 at 10:16 UTC
Aye. I usually don't appreciate violence, but this fellow had it coming. I'd have been pissed too if I were in your shoes.	[reply]
Re: Good coffee by Anonymous Monk on Sep 27, 2005 at 06:07 UTC
I drove down to Houston a couple of weeks ago and volunteered at the Astrodome... mostly, it wasn't a big deal. People were really practical, low drama, and pretty grateful for the way Texas went all out to help their neighbors. But the big sectioned-off area for orphaned children sort of freaked me out for a couple of days. If you did bust some arrogant petite-bourgouise loudmouth jerk right in the face, you're totally my hero.	[reply]