Not sure if this qualifies or what but here goes (I like minimalist poetry :-)

if $date = oct 31 { print "Halloween is on Dec 25.\n"; }
pretty stupid eh? :-) (its late on a friday afternoon - and i'm itching to go home and go camping)

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Re: Geek Christmas
by 5mi11er (Deacon) on Oct 07, 2005 at 21:23 UTC
    Eh, that just reminds me of one of my favorite anagrams: Satan Claus

    I don't quite agree with the way that is written. Yes octal 31 == decimal 25, but saying Halloween is on Dec 25 doesn't quite compute for me. I think I'd prefer saying "Halloween eq Christmas"... ++ anyway.

    -Scott