in reply to perl not omnipotent? let's see!

It's a fine challenge. Of course, given the original claim, it's important to recognize that these are not equivalent (replacing "Perl" with "A" to make the point): 

A is the only language that can do everything any other language can d
+o.

Everything that can be done in another language can be done in A.

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