If we were dealing with baboons then we would probably be better off. Instead we are dealing with humans who think that opening an attachment that promises to be a picture of 'Anna Kournikova' is a good idea. If 'sentient human beings' didn't mess around as much as they do then computer helpdesks wouldn't have half the work that they do.

I imagine that Dru is wanting to run a startup script or similar that performs a useful sys-admin task that he doesn't want users to cancel.