But but I don't like change, and Mr. Lumberg took my red swingline stapler, and I told them I cannot collate with the new Boston staplers, and I'm no longer a saint, but a Prior, and I didn't like Mike Prior when he played for the Colts, so this is the last straw and I have to set fire to the building.

(Oh, come on, this is a programmer's site! If we didn't have an Office Space reference, we'd all have to turn in our geek cards.)