in reply to I've been locked

You need to contact Mr. Vroom, whose email address is linked from the footnote at the bottom of each page in the monastery.

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Oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
My friends all rate Windows, I must disagree.
Your powers of persuasion will set them all free,
So oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
(Missquoting Janis Joplin)